Hey buddy. Remember the fuckin’ 90s? ~ Eno the cat It’s the year two thousand and eleven, and I am hosting a house warming party at my one bedroom apartment in the Museum District of Houston, Texas. I am in the kitchen, holding my cat and talking to 3 or 4 people, ass ends directly to the stove, when I hear my friend Sarah (10 or so feet away) in the living room: “Joel,” she says, already disgusted. “What the fuck is this?” The fuck this was, friends, was Spin’s Alternative Record Guide from 1995. ~ Here she comes The Spin Alternative Record Guide from 1995 is / was: • A shade of orange not exactly found in nature, which becomes compounded further by light damage over the last 3 or so decades (there are no new editions of the Spin Alternative Record Guide from 1995) • B’covered by an absolutely wild collection of fonts which graciously chill the fuck out once you crack the thing open ...
Joel Listens to the Spin Alternative Record Guide from 1995
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