Joel Listens to the Spin Alternative Record Guide from 1995

Hey buddy.  Remember the fuckin’ 90s? ~ Eno the cat   It’s the year two thousand and eleven, and I am hosting a house warming party at my one bedroom apartment in the Museum District of Houston, Texas. I am in the kitchen, holding my cat and talking to 3 or 4 people, ass ends directly to the stove, when I hear my friend Sarah (10 or so feet away) in the living room: “Joel,” she says, already disgusted. “What the fuck is this?” The fuck this was, friends, was Spin’s Alternative Record Guide from 1995. ~ Here she comes   The Spin Alternative Record Guide from 1995 is / was:     •    A shade of orange not exactly found in nature, which becomes compounded further by light damage over the last 3 or so decades (there are no new editions of the Spin Alternative Record Guide from 1995)     •    B’covered by an absolutely wild collection of fonts which graciously chill the fuck out once you crack the thing open     •    Published two years before OK Computer comes out, which launches a work alr